Girlfriend Application.
Hey ladies, I’m Blake Henley, I’m 18, from Brisbane, skinny and can eat a whole pizza. I like to watch That 70’s Show, Dexter, Simpsons/Family Guy/American Dad, Skins, Breaking Bad and Entourage. My favourite movie is probably Oceans 11, followed by Zoolander then American Pie 1. According to the paperwork I got at the end of year 12, I shouldn’t be smart, but I consider myself quite the brain, not like book smart but street smart, like a gangster who wears a suit. I have a Nintendo 64 and several classic games that never get old, you’re welcome to come play them with me. I can drive, fast. I love Australian Hip Hop, but I also like Blink 182, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jack Johnson and other music along those lines. I can cook anything and love to act like a chef. When I drink, I like to get drunk, none of this ‘have a six pack and relax’ shit. One day I’ll be rich, just not to sure how I’m gonna do it yet. I like ninjas and dinosaurs, there’s something about being childish and immature sometimes that makes life so much more fun and easier, rather then stressing over work, money and the little things.
If you feel you could be my girlfriend, lemme know asap :)
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